Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, I began noticing a certain female name popping up on my husband’s social media notifications,so I asked him about it. He got irrationally upset at the fact that I pronounced her name wrong, told me she’s “nobody”, then said, “I hate it when you accuse me of shit!” I didn’t even accuse him of anything. FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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Jbfu 0
Hahahahahaha oh wow. Yeah he's not worth it
zombicidal 11
ann-on-a-mus not that hard now is it
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Comments (156)
djmonkeyfreash 0
wow what a BITCH
thedreamforce 10
Now, the biggest question right now is: What is your name and how do you pronounce it?
minaa23 3
he's just pissed or jealous about something else that he can't express clearly so out of frustration he chose some stupid thing to yell about. you don't really have to break up with him, just ask him why he was really pissed..but on the other hand if you know he was being completely serious about it - then listen to everyone else haha
iNb4 0
I can imagine you facepalming :)
Baia_girl77 11
wow.. he's not the sharpest tool in the shead is he?
ken12317 7
#85 has the right idea
bubblepaarty 5
whatta know-it all asshole . he sounds like the kind of guy tht would argue tht the sky is green just to win an argument . -.-
iparker97 0
I almost wanna say YDI cause you deserve better than that loser
TheSvoloch 5
If he hasn't got an accent, dump him!
skatingalyy 0
you should have said something along the lines of "omg to think I've been pronouncing it wrong ALL those years". sarcastically, of course. :)
Wynthos 2
Sounds like you need to pull the stick out of your ass and admit that you're wrong.