Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
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Jbfu 0
Hahahahahaha oh wow. Yeah he's not worth it
zombicidal 11
ann-on-a-mus not that hard now is it
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Comments (156)
KattAlex 4
This is the upside to having a classic first name and the nickname of a household animal. But, seriously your boyfriend is an idiot if he thinks someone can mispronounce their own name. How does one even come to that conclusion?
lynbrook 1
So, your parents thought they were being clever and used some weird spelling of your name. Is it Yoe- Lander? or Krystul. The mother's name on the TV show "Good Times" was Florida not Flo Rida. It was your Mot her and Fat her who made the mistake
LilHuggles 0
Hmmmm...
biggyd97 0
Wow that makes no sense how could you pronounce your own name wrong
skatergirl33 0
to resolve tha issue: tell him to spell it..if he spells out ur name...dump his ass!
pip74205 9
Your dating a moron and this surprises you?
JBTSfan 2
wowwww your bf is a dipshit kick his ass to the curb
krez 20
I just can't stand it when people can't say their own name properly!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Here's what probably happened: The boyfriend had been mispronouncing her name for a while, but thought it was the correct pronunciation. He got mad when she corrected him and decided to project his anger and tell her she's wrong. He's another stubborn jerk who can't admit when he's wrong.
wildnout06 0
Who the in the world is he to tell you how to say your name however u say it is how it goes good thing you guys broke it off
digitaljunky 5
Can some one say couples therapy? >,>