Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
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_kyleG_ 34
YDI for letting something so trivial become such a huge issue. Priorities, OP.
Jasim 17
I can't believe this shit is going viral.
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Comments (188)
ManicGypsy 22
"I can officially say that this dress is royal blue with black lace trimming," said Michele Bastock, design director at Roman Originals (the guy who designed the dress). Debate is over.
squeamishacorn 14
I still see blue and gold, is there something wrong with me???
bitchthankyou 4
look at the top gold/black patch. tell yourself half of it has a flashlight on it. it's black. tell yourself the other half has a shadow over it. it's gold.
Ellykay 17
This ******* dress is stupid. And if you broke up over it, you didn't have a solid relationship to begin with, so you're probably better off.
aliciagentry 8
I really hope you're a young teen. that's a pathetic reason for a break up. haha
rockwrench 18
Your better off if thats all it takes. Having an argument now and then happens in all good relationships. Quiting over a dress color, probably ment to be.
sophiehelen 32
Wow, that is pathetic
SilentSilver001 14
Lol it's black and blue...
chefcow 17
it's all based on perspective (mostly the lighting)
rockwrench 18
If thats all it takes to break up, stay broke up. Most healthy relationships don't break up over a lot worse things than a dress color.