Work: Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in... - FML

By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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By Roostermann25 - 31/05/2016 01:34 - United States - Lebanon

Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML

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Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 13:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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Gross

By gotanewmouse - 26/09/2011 10:37 - New Zealand

Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say "Hello, my name is-" I sneezed right in her face. FML

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By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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juicebahx 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:53

I gagged when I read that. I still feel a little nauseated.

jixan 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:08

...strange lol

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Burdie22 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:50

#13 classic...classic....

lovelycece09 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 17:54

ew

Melodyfire 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:53

ew....ew.....ew....

tushu 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:15

LOL. U should have asked the employee if he wanted some

albinorhino 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:16

WTF nasty

Lawlzilla 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:00

Haha

tina_xox 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:13

ewww i feel bad for u

ditzykayla 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:40

omgoodness that is nasty....lol if i were you i'd have been like "want some fries with that?" okay i lied i probably wouldn't do that...but...non the less...it's still horribly gross and hilariously funny at the same time =)

Upside_Down 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:13

yuck!

Joel_mama 0

Monday 6 July 2009 4:06

That. is. truly disgusting.

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