Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, I worked my job then went home to enjoy my weekend. An hour later, I was called and told I was fired, without any reason given. I can’t even empty my locker, as they'd said they would mail my things to me. FML
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StzaCrack666 18
When you were taking out the trash you forgot a big piece... Your boss
abNormal62 23
Knock knock Who's there! Joe Joe who? Joe - your employee! Sorry Joe the employee doesn't work here anymore
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Comments (79)
wakemeupplease 21
he should grow a pair & learn how to deal with his decisions
myselfkk 20
How rude..your boss sounds like real mental..
garrett_8614 14
Extremely childish and unprofessional of your boss. It boggles my mind how people like that get to be in positions of authority.
file321 16
Maybe OP was trash so the boss threw the thrash out
more4me 27
Not nice ! How would you like it if it happened to you ? boss should man up and fire in person, face to face.
NickEd 11
sounds like they took out the trash. jk man, that blows
the_aspect 28
that's pretty bad, your boss needs to learn people skills to communicate better.
jk_waks23 19
Can you sue his ass for being an insensitive piece of jerk? Sorry to hear about this
cadillacgal79 32
It's not insensitive, just very unprofessional.
vikky538 29
Wow that's rude. I never heard of such a sick method to fire people.
rockwrench 18
Sounds like your boss has no balls. He or she should have confronted you face to face with the reason why. I say report it. Even if you deserved to get fired, no one should be treated like that.
Brandi_Faith 34
I completely agree. It amazes me how many bosses fire their employees and give them made up reasons: like, "we have too many employees and need to cut back," and right after they fire them they hire someone to replace them. You're already firing the person, you probably never have to see them again, the least you can do is give them the real reason you're firing them so they can work on the issue for their next job. That sucks op. If they have anyone above them, or any sort of HR, I would go back the next day and file a report. You may or may not get your job back, but at least they'll have to talk to him and he won't be allowed to treat other employees that way.
rockwrench 18
True statement #39.
Doctor_W_H_O 18
Seriously? That's stupid, sorry OP