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By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her bluetooth headset. FML

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Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

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Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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By Sarah - 21/02/2016 00:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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SomeGuy1234 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:03

That sounds like a perfectly reasonable, professional and level headed response.

raged_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

nice one ace

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thisisnotmyname 0

Friday 22 May 2009 5:47

omg LOL

rachelbrianna25 0

Friday 22 May 2009 5:48

#4. i have read so many of your posts saying how you hate the word proceeded? lol. wow... dumbass. poster- that's awesome. sucks u lost ur job. you went a little extreme, but that IS confusing. I never got a bluetooth bc you always look "CRAZY" if your talking on one.

Pepin_the_Short 0

Friday 22 May 2009 5:54

LOLZ @ #34

Rainbow_Monkey 0

Friday 22 May 2009 5:55

Never, EVER think it's okay to take the chance to talk back to your boss. It's always too good to be true. For the next time, an appropriate response before flipping out would be something along the lines of "Pardon me?" in a RESPECTFUL tone. Think before you speak. That's why your brain and your mouth are so far apart.

I2OI3 0

Friday 22 May 2009 6:23

Don't talk back to your boss, and always go funky chicken monkey ice cream in the creek next Sunday Christmas.

Samurai_Man 0

Friday 22 May 2009 6:25

I really hate people who use bluetooth headsets.... They always look at the people who respond to them when they start randomly talking to what seems like no one as if THEY'RE the ones that look stupid in that situation, yet they don't realize they're the ones that look like they're talking to themselves. Now I always just respond to people who have them on and talk in my general direction just for the lulz.

TheBigDawg 8

Friday 22 May 2009 6:40

This is for you, #4. Today, I read this FML. I then proceeded to scroll down to the comments section. Then I proceeded to type this. I decided to read some other comments, so I proceeded to scroll back up the page and read some. That proceeded to get boring pretty fast, so I proceeded to scroll back down to the comments section where I proceeded to re-type my comment, and finally proceeded to click "Spill the beans!" where FMyLife.com proceeded to post my comment. I then proceeded to re-read my comment. I decided I wanted to edit said comment so I proceeded to click the available edit button and proceeded to edit it. I then proceeded to count how many times I used the word "proceeded", and proceeded to find I used the word "proceeded" sixteen times. I then proceeded to finish this comment and leave, content. Turns out you'll never even see this. FML