Today, my boss at my new call center job said he'd gotten complaints about me. Apparently I sound "too black" and it's "upsetting" some of our customers. I don't know what that even means, but my boss said I need to "tone it down or we're gonna have some problems". FML
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Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
Today, our desks were rearranged. I was seated next to a coworker who spends the entire day on the phone, chatting loudly with his relatives in another country while he works. I complained that it was distracting. Management won't do anything about it and warned me that "my complaints reek of racism." FML
Today, I received a two-page letter/rant from my boss notifying me of my imminent dismissal, based on issues such as me "speaking in a suppressed voice." FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, the guy in the cubicle across from me complained about me to our boss. Apparently, his relatives heard me typing something on his daily 8+ hour call to them, and now don't believe he has his own office. My boss took his side and asked me to type quieter. FML
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Today, I overheard the guy who hired me talking to one of my managers in hushed tones about me. I'm pretty sure he's going to send me an email soon, saying that my job "probably isn't the right fit" for me, which is part of what I overheard. FML
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Top comments
Sora_McKain 36
That's a bit racist in the first place. And you can't help the way you sound. Your boss is a douche.
Ltsdragons 19
Talk about a weird comment and it wasn't all too kind. You can't control how you sound. Your boss should definitely know that
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Comments (168)
csjc 16
I think you meant "oh no he dint"...
henrylikestreats 22
Hopefully you just laughed it off. That's seriously not cool.
bellydancer82 15
My manager always asks me if the person on the phone was white or black... I'm white and he's black and I didn't even understand what he meant at first. People don't sound like a certain race to me.
worldclassrager 41
Have him monitor you do a call maybe I mean otherwise you are doing your job...
fanartje 17
Omg WTF IS UP WITH THE RACISM. Jezus man this world is ****** up!
mishwarner 14
Wtf!? Is this an accurate reflection of Americas employment practices? If anyone did that in Australia the boss would risk losing their job & it would be taken to fair work or the human rights commission.
sicksadworld1317 30
You forgot to add the four Z shaped snaps at the end. Oh, and the acrylic nails, too.
sweetlysarcastic 3
Maybe you should ASK not AXE to hear one of your calls.
chicz 6
Aaahahhahaha
S_Gnu 17
Location: Texas. Pretty much explains everything right there.
Gravenmuir 18
I am a native Texan, and I am always amazed by how many people believe that Texas is extremely racist. I lived up North briefly, and I heard and witnessed far more racism in that particular state than I've ever seen here in Texas. Of course, every state has its negatives, and there are racists everywhere, including some in Texas, but living in the South does not always make some more likely to be a racist. Yes, Texas was one of the original seven states to secede, but that does not mean that it, or any other formerly Confederate state, is still defined by racism 150 years after the Civil War. Additionally, if racism is defined as making judgments and having beliefs against a certain people or group just because of their race or origin, how does your comment make you any different from the people you are judging? You are judging Texas based on a stereotype.