Work: Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas....

By Anonymous - 22/11/2012 17:35 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML

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By Di Da - 06/07/2020 23:02

Today, my boss came to my desk and asked me how the work is going, then he just walked away in the middle of me explaining a problem in the project. When I wanted to make an appointment with his secretary, she told me he isn't going to have any time this and next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 06:25 - United Kingdom

Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, I talked to my boss about scheduling my urgently needed surgery. She asked me to wait until after Christmas, and told me that I should use vacation time instead of sick leave. She's also not going to give me the total paid time off my contract specifies, because it's "inconvenient." FML

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eerin444 5

Friday 23 November 2012 2:53

What a douche!

Stardew 19

Friday 23 November 2012 2:56

If you have the time already scheduled off and approved by superiors, your boss can't do jack about it.

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slapsface 10

Friday 23 November 2012 4:20

You have a bad boss you kick up the maple leaves! You seriously have douchey boss!

noisebox 1

Friday 23 November 2012 4:20

Tell him for triple time I'll do it..

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 23 November 2012 4:46

He's hoping you'll shower him with Boxing Day gifts.

pradip 26

Friday 23 November 2012 5:19

You've boss is a sadist

chrissy2 28

Friday 23 November 2012 6:03

I guess you are oot of luck

yeti37 16

Friday 23 November 2012 16:37

yoor right, eh?

chrissy2 28

Friday 23 November 2012 16:49

Didn't think too much aboot that one. Hoser...

cjl1089 3

Friday 23 November 2012 6:09

I'm not quite sure how this fml situation could be deserved. I mean its not like " he needs you and you should be thankful for being needed"

chrissy2 28

Friday 23 November 2012 6:14

I don't know. I would be glad he needed me, but pretty blown I don't get a good vacation.

mikepzz 27

Friday 23 November 2012 6:16

what a dirty bastard! go anyway, his bitch fit will end.. maybe

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 23 November 2012 6:32

Ask him for the money to buy another coal scuttle for the office.

openethans 2

Friday 23 November 2012 6:34

Tell him to eat your ****** dick

Dcm210 19

Friday 23 November 2012 7:05

Maybe try and find something better and tell him to take that office and stick it up his candy ass.

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