Today, my boss asked me if I had any special plans for Christmas. After I told him I was planning a trip to Canada, he snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at the office." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML
Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML
Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML
Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML
Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML
Today, our boss is upset at us because not one person is going to the Christmas party that she so kindly bought all the snacks and drinks for. She scheduled it for noon, on the 25th of december. CHRISTMAS DAY. Hell, no no one is going, they’ll be with their families, not voluntarily going to work. FML
Today, my boss came to my desk and asked me how the work is going, then he just walked away in the middle of me explaining a problem in the project. When I wanted to make an appointment with his secretary, she told me he isn't going to have any time this and next week. FML
Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, I'd be spending it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML
Today, I talked to my boss about scheduling my urgently needed surgery. She asked me to wait until after Christmas, and told me that I should use vacation time instead of sick leave. She's also not going to give me the total paid time off my contract specifies, because it's "inconvenient." FML
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eerin444 5
What a douche!
Stardew 19
If you have the time already scheduled off and approved by superiors, your boss can't do jack about it.
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Comments (96)
slapsface 10
You have a bad boss you kick up the maple leaves! You seriously have douchey boss!
noisebox 1
Tell him for triple time I'll do it..
ohSNAPyall 27
He's hoping you'll shower him with Boxing Day gifts.
pradip 26
You've boss is a sadist
chrissy2 28
I guess you are oot of luck
yeti37 16
yoor right, eh?
chrissy2 28
Didn't think too much aboot that one. Hoser...
cjl1089 3
I'm not quite sure how this fml situation could be deserved. I mean its not like " he needs you and you should be thankful for being needed"
chrissy2 28
I don't know. I would be glad he needed me, but pretty blown I don't get a good vacation.
mikepzz 27
what a dirty bastard! go anyway, his bitch fit will end.. maybe
Ray_of_midnight 23
Ask him for the money to buy another coal scuttle for the office.
openethans 2
Tell him to eat your ****** dick
Dcm210 19
Maybe try and find something better and tell him to take that office and stick it up his candy ass.