Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
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Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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kellanlvr 1
Grand Theft Auto: Bike Edition
moop256 10
well you have to rip off the bicycle seat and see to it he is anally raped by the pole while he makes his get away ;)
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Comments (262)
myndilou 3
serves u right for being so damn stupid.....
PurpleChick96 3
nigga stole your bike?
yaboy95 0
lol reminds of of the time when one of my friends tried to pull a prank on me by stealing my bike and when he passed by me to laugh and what not turns out it wasn't mine but a pissed off guy running after him ha Fail
sandmancometh 3
You left the key in the lock. You let him take it Twice. you let him punch you in the head. YOU do not deserve the bike.
noname246 0
Sounds exactly like modern family...
patacus 14
when you buy your new bike keep the serial number and recipt so next time you can get it back
LLroomtempJ 1
the guy that hit you might have paid $10 to the person that actually stole the bike. the beat thing that you can do is call the police. I was in a similar situation. called the cops while discreetly chasing a very intimidating looking guy on foot. considered tackling dude, but I was certain that I would get killed by him or his friend. I eventually lost him :/ the cops showed up 2 mins too late.
shelbyyyy11 0
should have got away faster.
xoxocheyanne 3
hahahaha, that sucks!
SirObvious 1
I bet the girl who stole your bike was pissed.