Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I called off my engagement because I fell in love with my best friend of 10 years since we recently reconnected. I confessed my feelings to her and asked her out. She rejected me and said she only sees me as a friend. Now I’m completely single. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
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sseberly 11
Talk about a twist in the plot of that story.
guitardude728 9
now that sir, is a slap to the balls
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Comments (119)
Brotha_Lou 5
Well the bright side is, instead of you screwing her she screwed you.
ChristinaAAR 14
That is just ****** up... sorry dude :/
nerdygirl9 4
That sucks, I know the feeling.
kristen69 0
Totally sucks dude. Sorry. U will find am amazing girl one day. :) hang in there.
My_Nightmare 19
I think Kristen is trying to get you to 69 her. Bow chicka wow wow
02cummins 0
Join them
Glidefedt 6
DAYUM, no more to say.
gracetaylor 0
Naw! Don't worry. You will find someone soon!
MarioDragon 14
I'd rather watch that
Divine8 0
I'm sorry to hear that! But you can't I would have probably done the same thing. Can't help the feelings of attractions :)
PixieSalvatore 7
Ouch.