Love: Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended...

By anonymous - 19/10/2011 12:19 - Australia

Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 02:00

Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML

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By longtrip - 18/01/2010 00:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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That's quite a gamble, sir

By Enrique - 29/04/2021 23:01

Today, I called off my engagement because I fell in love with my best friend of 10 years since we recently reconnected. I confessed my feelings to her and asked her out. She rejected me and said she only sees me as a friend. Now I’m completely single. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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By Depressed - 14/07/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML

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Small world

By Zxry123 - 12/01/2023 18:00

Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML

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I'm tellin' y'all, it's a sabotage

By Anonymous - 16/02/2023 05:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I found out that my best friend of 10 years has been sabotaging every relationship or situationship that I’ve had for these past 10 years. No wonder I’ve been single for the majority of that time. FML

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sseberly 11

Wednesday 19 October 2011 15:56

Talk about a twist in the plot of that story.

guitardude728 9

Wednesday 19 October 2011 15:56

now that sir, is a slap to the balls

Comments

curlypink1214 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:24

Ouch. Fyl. :/

grognak 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:40

That shit makes me sick. ****** dykes man. I feel for ya. And anyone that says you deserved it is a punk ass feminist bitch.

Stitch720 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:56

Wow that sucks dude

Grouse 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:49

why can't you go with both of them?

dansco 24

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:09

Well thats a bitch but did you ask for a threesome? Lol

mytimeallthetime 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:37

Never trust a girl .. We always have ulterior motive '!!!!!

Ashley91129 6

Thursday 20 October 2011 7:15

LMAO!

satph 12

Thursday 20 October 2011 7:31

You deserved it for stringing your girlfriend along instead of just telling your friend how you felt.

mileena 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 10:30

Oh that has happened to me...

NotYouNinjaDx 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 14:25

You Probably Felt Like Shit...

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