Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I called off my engagement because I fell in love with my best friend of 10 years since we recently reconnected. I confessed my feelings to her and asked her out. She rejected me and said she only sees me as a friend. Now I’m completely single. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
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sseberly 11
Talk about a twist in the plot of that story.
guitardude728 9
now that sir, is a slap to the balls
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Comments (119)
kings1fan 6
What's so cool about being sixth???
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Its cooler than 13th :P
KMtheDrummer 6
I think 13th is much cooler. Enjoy your bad luck.
Dreadful87 4
You deserve it! You obviously don't feel your girlfriend is precious enough since you would have dumped her for the girl. So please tell your gf, let her call you horrid names and make some painful actions, then give the girl a chance with your gf who is now your ex.
yadisingh 5
Orrrrrrrrr, he could **** them both.
ljsoldier 0
Threesome
cmayo 3
Threesome?
xMRxLAMAx 0
I can't believe it took 15 comments before this was mentioned ;)
darkmis1 18
If you had feelings for your friend, why were you leading this other girl on? YDI
bones_17 5
Take what you can get till something better comes along?
cradle6 13
What? I don't understand your logic. He obviously liked his friend for a long time but was put in friend zone. Therefore, he did the most logical and healthy thing and found someone else. His friend then makes a comment making him think she likes him, but she was only interested in his girlfriend (according to the fml). Are you implying that you would wait around for a girl for 10 YEARS without ever seeing anyone else? That's pretty messed up.
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
I bet you liked your own comment
cradle6 13
If I didn't like my comment, why would I post it?
technochik3 12
I don't understand how this comment can have a lot of thumbs up, however #12's comment has 15 negative votes. The comments are basically saying the same things, that OP shouldnt have led his gf on when he wanted his best friend the whole time. So why the split in votes?
hannahcorrine 0
Well is your girlfriend gay?
Tyger44 1
She is bi, Im being obvious oleg here
joemartin4214 4
OP could be lesbian.
hobojones 0
No, she just wanted to go out with OP's GF....
cmabmb112210 0
She might decide to try it out since her boyfriend was a complete douche
Utdforlife 4
Anyone thinking of a threesome or is that just me :b
Notime4bull 4
This statement is the second thing I could get behind.
bigAC 6
next stop: the Jerry Springer show
edgeoftheworld42 0
JERRY JERRY JERRY....
loserman67 36
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So your girl went from being a sausage lover to a clam digger... Well ain't that a kick in the head (or balls). Hey, here's an idea, stay with your girlfriend, slowly and lovingly encourage her to "take a little walk on the wild side", introduce the second female, get some good girl on girl action going and then put yourself in the middle. Nothing in the world compares to watching a chick slob your knob, except for the sight of TWO girls slobbing your knob. You have a golden opportunity here buddy, go for it. What's the worst that could happen, you lose your girl. Well if thathappens, it was in the cards anyway. The best? You get to **** the shit out of two chicks at the same time. Every guys prays for this, you have the chance to make it happen, show some balls! Maybe you'll get them both licked at the same time!
0pt1mus 6
Nice *******. book anyone who read that is just stupid.
shawtieee 0
Op is a girl. Hence her name " Victoria".
geekemo92 0
No, her name is not Victoria. That's where OP is from.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
The worst that could happen is that his girlfriend takes said walk on the wild side, but that nice little stroll turns into more of a jog, then a run, then a big finishing leap into full time lesbianship, and walks away with OP's best friend.
gracetaylor 0
OP is from victoria.
yummcookie 0
That was so inspirational! I may have cried... :')
snippyxD 7
Major fail #59..
grad2011 0
#1) you are a disgusting pervert, and Darwinism will get you one day and #2) OP is a girl so the only "knob" would have to be strapped on. Try reading a little before writing a time-wasting novel
leogecko32 0
How do you know OP is a girl,
punkin_26 16
I agree 163-loserman is an idiot. And so are you!
Urbanchiller 0
i am not the only one then.
genitalwartz69 0
Lesbian???
icic6772 0
No what would give you that idea.
HomeAl0ne 20
No, but she has had sex with girls who are lesbians.