Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML
Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML
Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
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glitchead 0
That's when you get the hospital to tell your friend you died of blood loss when they busted your main vein with the IV in your wrist. Then at 12:00 midnight bang on his door and scream loudly when he opens it.
KikuHonda 3
what an asshole of a friend. 8(
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Comments (102)
Vaetrus 0
Can't say I blame him for laughing. Especially with paramedics. You should push him off a cliff.
aback 5
You're better off without any friends if the bastards are trying to kill you and laughing about it. Trip the asshole in front of a bus and see how hilarious he thinks that is.
mccaincracker 6
I doubt this really happened...
musiclife_fml 0
It really depends. I fell off my bike once because of something like this, and my friend drove me to the hospital even though I was in pain the whole way (he later said he wanted to save money by not calling an ambulance). Mountain biking accidents aren't fun...
Intoxicunt 6
Think it's funny to push him off a cliff, and even funnier when the bear that attacks him doesn't drop him.
Draq 1
You had to call a paramedic because you fell off your bike? Man up, nancy.
QTp13 10
Agreed
hockeyfml555 0
maybe he hit his head on the sidewalk, hard. and maybe he broke his arm or leg or somthing. falling off a bike can be dangerous
lym777 0
My boyfriend's dad fell off his bike (was cut off by another biker), and he broke two ribs, fractured his skull, and shattered his collarbone. They were really afraid he would need brain surgery. Turns out he didn't, but he did need reconstructive surgery on his collarbone. About four-months post-surgery, he's got about 50% mobility back in his left arm - can't raise it above his head, and experiences daily pain. Of course, he's over 50 and has a condition that causes weaker bones. But still. Bike accidents aren't trivial.
monkeymercenary 0
good story...
shirleyjean 0
LMFAO x] haha srry (A)
SpitFyre 0
Lolz I agree
wordgirl 0
Dude. Get a new friend. And a new paramedic?
JayTroi 0
LOLL
_THE_MASTER_ 0
ok, firstly, i REALLY like the way you worded this one. really. it made me laugh for a while. secondly, your friend's a douche and you need to move to a new town where the medics are competent.