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By Clumsyblonde22 - 04/06/2011 11:22 - United States

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

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By Mum2be - 15/08/2021 04:01

Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML

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By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By oh, good - 15/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Oww - 09/08/2022 00:00

Today, my ill-tempered cat tried to slap me in the face. She ended up sticking one of her claws as far up my nostril as it would go, and got stuck. Not only did I kinda get to experience what it feels like to be stabbed, I also got a horrible nosebleed. FML

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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Poor little guy

By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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Blueglasscup 18

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:08

And your relatives came back to a dead aunt?

mandaboo 8

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:00

I'm sorry for your loss :( some people....

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jose18 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:43

sorry op my grandma did almost the same thing but she didn't give him aspirin she fed him garlic and milk and he died like an hour later

omg_a_BALLOON 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:07

Why does this got so many negative votes?

tifa_14 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:45

you're only supposed to give asprin to dogs. it's poison to cats. I'm very sorry for your loss:'(

happy_dino 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:11

I wish i could vote I agree your life sucks 1,000,000,000,000 times... That's horrible OP!!!! Your aunt's a stupid bitch!! I'm sorry!!

brittybrat1165 5

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:14

Aspirin really that's stupid on whole other level that's like outside the box stupid I think she was playing cause and effect with the cat out of boredom...poor kitty bet she had to shove it down its throat too:(

Natalie403 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:45

I guess you already used up his nine lives? But in all seriousness, sorry for your loss. Poor Kitteh :(

AirForce48 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:57

Sorry for this but I think it's fair to say your grandma's a dumb ass

e077 15

Saturday 4 June 2011 23:45

No i think your the dumb ass

thecrazyhobbit 0

Monday 6 June 2011 3:56

i think you're the dumbass

J9DeeZy 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 17:24

your all dumb basses.

babycakess10 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 23:20

awwe I'm sorry OP. losing a loved pet is hard. I just lost my dog 2 weeks ago and I still cry evey night. but seriously your aunt is an idiot and I hope she can't stand the guilt of killing your kitty!

Kiloueka 3

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:17

Feed her your cats meds until she dies

mansnoop 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:38

Oh my God, im so sorry

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