Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
alejita
United States
Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Anonymous
Fight Club
Today, my son finally stood up to his bully and gave him a smashing that he damn well deserved. I’m desperate to tell him how proud I am, but my wife won’t let me because “we’re not raising a thug” and after 17 years of marriage, I’ve learned arguing with her is pointless. FML
Anonymous
Wise kid
Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML
Anonymous
Dewitt, United States
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
poormom
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Good news
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
It was the 11 year old
Austin, United States
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Gone
Richmond, United States
The golden child
Today, my wife changed her mind on us having kids, because her eight year-old son said he liked being an only child. She says that my devastated and angry reaction is incredibly unattractive and immature, and that I need to accept compromise. FML
FBI1236
Karachi, Pakistan
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
Really curious to see what you did to illicit such a response...
natashamilan 13
I think I may need some motivational advice from this kid.
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toma1945 19
I am honestly not sure what to vote for.
Charles900 16
Wow, where did he get that from?
IWishIWasObama 12
That's how I feel about all Canadians.
lewismc1233 7
Well. Then grow a ******* pair
ZoroMiHawk 25
Well if it that doesn't motivate you then nothing else probably will
uneasyred 1
I'd say man up and show him why he shouldn't talk to his dad that way.
Speedy1979 13
Maybe he's right
Hash13 13
He probably doesn't know what he's saying ...
lalaney 14
That's such a debilitating thing for a male to hear. I'm sure you know this. Please make your son feel like having feelings is okay.
gintwinsmoore 20
ydi for letting your 8yr old son talk to you like that. now man up and grow a pair like he said!!!