Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML
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Top comments
thatonedame 6
um. . . seriously?!? you need a new girlfriend. an actual adult.
fisheatsbear 6
real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over
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Comments (315)
pingpongpenguin 3
you're just jealous. hah you did it this time :)
Nick_Stevens 3
The Notebook? Ouch..... I guess there is no God....
JayyJayy1209 0
eww people actually liked that? do you not realize it says twenty.... FOUR YEAR OLDS????? wtf...
fredyc 0
step one watch her go around doing that for a while step two say you will rent the notebook bit rent something else like iron man or something step three dump her lol what a baby I wonder what happens when she becomes a mom two babies crying on the floor except ones 30ish
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I can't believe you two are still carrying on this conversation! hahaha!
Bludmagnus 13
Wow... a twenty-something year old female acting like a child to get what she wants by humiliating her guy so it looks like he is doing something worse than he actually is... never happens in real life. *rolls eyes* But seriously... that is an UNPRECEDENTED triumph of female manipulation, because it sounds like you committed an unprecedented triumph of being pussy whipped by letting her have her way. I know there are mature women that age range out there, but shrews like that are the reason why guys get gun shy with women that age range.
pingpongpenguin 3
there's three f's!! best ******* friends forever! sometimes I am ashamed to be your bfff. but I lovvve you :)
pingpongpenguin 3
you just sucked like 2 dozen eggs.
pingpongpenguin 3
hahah you have seen that episode right??? :o
pingpongpenguin 3
Loser.