Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
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Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML
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thatonedame 6
um. . . seriously?!? you need a new girlfriend. an actual adult.
fisheatsbear 6
real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over
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Comments (315)
picklemonger 13
For your sake, I hope she gives amazing ********.
Splayd 10
I suspect that either it was not as bad as he claimed, or he actually doesn't mind it, and only wrote it on here because it sounded amusing.
imani132 6
Time for a new girlfriend...
outwardmind 0
Do not watch it. It's the real 'death video' as in the ring. Your eyes will bleed blood if you even glance at the screen when it is on.
zak420 0
put your bitch on a leash, and yank it!
CaliyCat 1
Haha, that sounds freaking hilarious....
kalibooboo 14
Umm really? My 6 year old cousin doesn't even do that. Feel sorry for ya
newburton13 26
I would've dumped her, saying that it's illegal for a grown man and a three-year-old to date and left her there. YDI for letting her get away with it.
mowmowlife 21
Haha. Were you being unduly obstinate against watching it? IF so YDI for not giving your girlfriend a chance. Otherwise that's pretty stupid, even if it was play acting. And you're just dating who you deserve to date unless you cut it off :|
teddi76 2
Should've grabbed her hand and told you you two were leaving because she couldn't behave. That's what parents are supposed to do when their kids throw tantrums and that's clearly what your childfriend did. People old enough to date do not throw hissy fits in the store.