Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Top comments
MyPetNinja 14
Why don't you people lock your door when other people are home?! YDI.
alcoholmage 14
The best solution is to never shower. Then this would never happen. Or maybe you should invest in doors!
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Comments (138)
nemo88 8
The worst part is, she is a girl, and her brother saw her naked, not only that, but his friend.( most likely a guy.)
Bloobloke 12
You get the point of the FML; way to go.
nemo88 8
Thank you.
Acaprice14 9
5'6" 230 pounds ^ the 21 year old sister
mack_the_knife 3
Perhaps, once you have to call the firefighters to help you break down the bathroom door, with your three year old son locked inside, you will understand why some people are smart enough not to have locks (or at least remove the keys from them) until the little ones are old enough to successfully unlock the door they managed to lock.
TurquoiseJesus 15
I'm just hoping, for ths sake of your brother and his friend, that you are attractive. Cause are youth does not need to have their eyes burned out at such a young age. THINK OF THS CHILDREN.
Llama_Face89 34
Dude...our... I've heard people mispronounce "our" as "are" but I have never actually seen it done in written form... You fail at English.
TurquoiseJesus 15
You've never seen someone mess up a word in a sentence? Have you never been on in the internet before? Also, if there is anything to complain about in my post, it is the fact that I used "ths" instead of "the" a couple of times.
Marrach 7
Actually, it could've been good OR bad for brother's friend... As we do not know how OLD op is. Nor the friend and brother.And YDI, before you got out, you should've realized the door wide open. Lock it.
srbuckley322 10
Well I'm pretty sure a 2 year old cant open a door or get into a toilet...
Bloobloke 12
Actually, they can.
Caravele 3
Yup. That'd definitely be awkward OP. Out of curiosity-- How did the brother and friend come to look at you? Generally I'd think they'd be busy looking at something else, not at a bathroom. JMO
the_true_batman 10
When you walk down a hallway and there is an open door, you often look in, even if it doesn't involve turning your head. Anyway, don't worry OP. I bet you're hot, and your brother's friend thinks your awesome. Just keep in mind that you're hot and have nothing to worry about.
the_true_batman 10
> your awesome I feel like and idiot (not a typo this time). It's Sunday and I'm drinking and paying more attention to football than typing. I'm not excusing my grammar, just explaining it. There is no excuse for bad grammar.
dog1999 2
Lock a door
avaloncode 8
maybe you should have closed the door?
Oceanborn_fml 24
yet another FML about someone too stupid to lock the door... yay