Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
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Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Today, I took my 15 year-old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, I texted my mom, “Love you!” and immediately followed it with, “Oops wrong chat” except it wasn't the wrong chat. She replied, “???” and now she thinks I only say I love her by accident. FML
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Today, without trying, I convinced my 24 year-old daughter that Stop signs with a white border around it were optional. Her car is now totaled and she’s in the emergency room with whiplash. I didn’t think she’d be that gullible. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
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JustJumped 22
Don't let her breed
carleybeak 21
She seems too stupid to be driving at all
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Comments (231)
R5luver 5
Well I guess now's a good time to move to mars!!!
AngrySailor 17
Sign OP's daughter up for the one way mission in 2023 I believe It is. Still taking applications till end of August!
ImAFaker 29
Wait... Under the "name" thing what do I put?
ImAFaker 29
YOLO right? Lol
thelaxersvlog 9
She probably should have taken both hands off the wheel to to make the L's with her hands. I think that have made her a better driver.
skittledonuts 10
I tend to do that a lot...
rememberkids 14
how do u confuse left and right??????
skittledonuts 10
I don't confuse right and left, I just can't remember which is which :(
hessel 13
" hey guys lets hit a car with high speed, YOLO"
electricshock19 12
...what's next? "I died lulz yolo"?
NeighSoulSister 6
How could she text if she's dead?
ImAFaker 29
Because YOLO lol
gAt_d 26
Wow , that generation is the future huh? We're ******!
rg350dx 29
Yeah, I don't think this one in particular is going to make it very far into the future.
jrod9327 17
I'm so scared I dug up my Pokemon blanket :-(
Ari1337 15
just be like me and never leave home.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Hopefully next time she forgets what her left is, she'll go right off a cliff. We must get rid of all who use YOLO!
Schiffy 18
Okay, the "yolo" shit aside.... How in the name of God, Zeus, Odin, or whatever do you forget which way is left at the age of 18!?
Schiffy 18
I understand your point (though we don't really know if she's left handed, but let's assume she is), but as you said yourself, it has never happened to you while driving. People have got to learn to be more attentive when operating a motor vehicle, since, as ANY defensive driving instructor will tell you, automobiles can be very deadly objects in the worst case scenario.
marcranger 28
36, lefties unite! I have the same problem, so I use the compass in my car and go by cardinal directions. I get the feeling that would make OP's daughter's brain explode, though, so I can only hope someone takes away her license and car keys.
RedPillSucks 31
The sad thing is that forgetting which way is left shouldn't cause you to drive into stuff
thehuntress309 12
She could be dyslexic, my left and right aren't always correct, but they are when I'm driving at least...
Kukua 5
48 - That's what I was thinking too. Even if someone said "turn left" and she turned right, that still doesn't explain why she didn't watch where she was going and just randomly drove into shit.
Lil_Red777 21
Even so she should havd known better than to pull out in front of someone
ManInTheMachine 19
And the Darwin award of the week goes to...
rememberkids 14
she didn't remove herself from the gene pool, so this is technically only an honourable mention! :(
150493x 29
I'm only 20 and I worry about the younger generations.
Myo_fml 20
Except that you and OP's daughter are in the same generation.
monnanon 13
i worry about the people who worry about their or any other generation.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
How is she even allowed to drive?