By Creep - 28/03/2009 00:24 - Canada

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 323
You deserved it 149 410

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Inspired22 11

That's awkward. It sucks that you got caught. Remember his privacy, though! You wouldn't want someone watching you when you're alone!

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scott_m319 0

Human Zoology 101: Here can be seen wild suburbanites in their natural environment. The females of the community seek the attention of prospective mates through a variety of means, most of which center around verbal communication. Others, however, prefer to stalk their prey, rather than actively pursuing it. In the this particular process of attraction, two females scale the walls of their habitat to observe a promising-looking male. For a few moments, the male exercises his body, and the observers are convinced that they have not been detected. Without warning, the male announces his awareness of the unwelcome observers by posting a large visual cue, its message unmistakable. The male, it seems, is unimpressed by this particular show of attraction, and so decides to defend his privacy and shame his stalkers. The females are rejected and the search for a mate continues.

Bend_over 4

195@ watching animal planet much? but it was awesome; let's be friends. Anyways, I have done that before, but he didn't catch us. We were bored and not so obvious.

Today, I decided to work out. While I was working out, I saw 2 girls sitting on their roof watching me through the window. I was just stalked and spied on by 2 girls I dont even know. FML

jenniferxxlou 0
RJohnyblaze 0

******* pervert. If this was a male/two males watching a female, dude would be locked away and called a sex offender. YFDI

tiftif567 0

umm stalkerish much lmfao though but setiously on the roof it was probably very easy fir him to spot u wit ur friends but girls no one likes creepers ;)

pshhh my version would be camo outfit branches on ur head, up in a tree kinda thing LOL jk I won't have that much stupidity to actually stalk some1

Exposi 1

Why is that wonderful people like me, who smoke weed and use heroin every day have to die young, but ******* retards like you get to live long, fulfilling lives? Honestly, you better hope I never see you walking down the street, because I will take a baseball bat, beat the living shit out of you, then track down every single surviving member of your family and do the same thing to them. If I were you, I'd cut my wrists with a chainsaw, you stupid, worthless, hairy retarded ten-cent hooker. If that guy was smart he would've blasted your dumb bitch ass with a shotgun. *****.

You deserved it, your life doesn't suck, his does since he lives next door to a creeper.

stalker, much.? but seriously, binoculars.? you should have just looked thru yur blinds.