Intimacy: Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as...

By Emily27 - 20/01/2012 11:56 - United Kingdom

Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML

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IceeCreamm 7

Friday 20 January 2012 16:01

sexual lawsuit, like a boss!

DocBastard 38

Friday 20 January 2012 17:04

Silentbutfunny - you are (unfortunately) neither of the adjectives in your username.

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StalinsHeir 1

Friday 20 January 2012 19:15

Well he's right.

axiomsbc 0

Friday 20 January 2012 19:19

lawsuit?

eatsleepjb 8

Friday 20 January 2012 19:27

Is that legal?

capnbzarr 43

Friday 20 January 2012 19:35

That makes me a saaaad panda.

Gstone 4

Friday 20 January 2012 19:46

U can file a complaint for sexual harassment, i've been studying this, believe me, you will win this one ;)

Bebop_fml 1

Friday 20 January 2012 19:50

can we see your **** OP?

capnbzarr 43

Saturday 21 January 2012 3:54

You're on the internet already. If you can't find photos of every kind of **** imaginable, you fail at life.

maackenzie 9

Friday 20 January 2012 20:12

Ah, sexual harassment.

Kristoffer 35

Friday 20 January 2012 20:38

That's sexual harassment. You can get his ass fired for that shit.

toxicangst 2

Friday 20 January 2012 20:44

that's what my ex used to say lol

Fishieguy 0

Friday 20 January 2012 21:05

"Sexual harrasment Pan-Da!"

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