Animals: Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel....

By not twilight - 05/12/2015 00:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML

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By TheStudentNurse - 18/11/2016 00:07

Today, I got bitten at work. Not by a patient's mouth, but by the false teeth they were holding in their hand as they clamped down on my arm. FML

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By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 05:00

Today, at work, I was talking to a colleague about what the worst pain he ever experienced was. He said his was being bitten by a dog, and I said I didn't know. Next thing, I was kicked in the balls from a behind by another work colleague. She said, "What about that?" I agreed, it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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By keiran123 - 27/06/2013 23:15 - United States - Welsh

Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By bitten - 15/05/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I got bitten by my aunt's dog. My brother was holding the leash. He said he didn't pull the dog away from me because he didn't want to rip my shirt. Meanwhile, the dog was biting a penny-sized chunk out of my hip. FML

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Yucky!

By theapplesleader - 23/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML

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theoldman 22

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:07

I would still get a rabies shot.

MRVOlivia2 15

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:06

I guess when you spend enough time with animals you pick up their behaviors.

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Eitanm 15

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:27

Man that really bites

Scarylizard1798 23

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:28

Please do not pet the coworkers...they may not be friendly

acmariner99 25

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:38

Well that ... Bites

breezy1134 4

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:38

I hope he doesn't have rabies

ber4fun 23

Saturday 5 December 2015 20:58

I'd say keep sending out resumes to keep your options open.

andrmac 25

Saturday 5 December 2015 21:10

Did you hold their mouth shut and say, "No bite!"

LittleRich 10

Saturday 5 December 2015 21:20

Atleast it wasn't by a Dog!

holly_fly 34

Saturday 5 December 2015 21:28

I would rather be bit by a dog than a coworker... At least the dog has the excuse of not knowing any better.

shortcake18 15

Saturday 5 December 2015 21:30

Someone has spent way to much time around dogs.

shadypalmtree 20

Saturday 5 December 2015 21:32

Bite their ear and show them who's boss.

atlien247 16

Saturday 5 December 2015 22:01

You're obviously not the Alpha.

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