Today, it was my fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense lovemaking session, my husband looked lovingly into my eyes and asked, "How do you feel about polygamy?" FML
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Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm in love with my best friend, while also being in love with my wife. I know he has feelings for me too. I wish my wife was poly too. FML
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Today, I'm in a polyamorous relationship. My husband and my boyfriend are both aware and are okay with it. Today they met. Not only are they okay with each other, they’ve hit it off. They've drafted a schedule of which days they want, meals, and chores for me on those days. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years told me he has a 5 year-old. In fact, she was conceived the night before our wedding. Apparently, the “one last time fuck as a single man” with his female bestie was too good of an opportunity to pass up. He doesn’t get why I’m not speaking to him. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
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gonzi_fml 0
o.0 I hope he realizes that its illegal in the US
Ligerie 0
ewww....
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Comments (262)
divineinstrument 2
I'm kinda undecided. I don't think there's anything morally wrong with polygamy, but it has a very negative effect on marriages.
drinkupgorgeous 0
I'm surprised you didn't add "He was serious." At the end of the FML. A lot of people tend to do that.
AnneFTW 17
If he was serious: wow, your life is screwed! :S I hope you don't have kids!
jjenniferr05 0
Well.. why would she put it on here, if he wasn't serious? Sorry, are you one of those people that needs the 'He was serious' at the end of an FML, just to make it completely clear to you?
irrelevantxx 0
Baaaaaaahahahahahaha
plexico 4
You should have asked him how he felt about polyandry!
fleg 9
polyandry is a form of polygamy XD
SariEverna 2
That was my thought! Except I would have phrased it more like "The same way you feel about polyandry, dear.", complete with condescending tone of voice.
plexico 4
In common parlance, we use "polygamy" where "polygyny" (one man, many wives) is more accurate. I don't think this would an FML if the husband was saying that he wanted to bring in more dudes to put the wood to the OP. I still don't know how I earned an XD on my previous comment.
amjbic 0
.. i wouldnt share.
mif_fml 27
Yep, I'm the jealous type.
jskains 6
OP needed to swipe at the Mormon church in the process ey?
JoshB_24 10
Mormons don't practice polygamy-.-
mormonsrule 8
You have no clue about Mormons!! It's so annoying how people automatically assume bad things about Mormons!
melicakes 0
Wow... thats illegal ya know? Freakin weird..
ASpocksky 0
So I guess he wants more? that sucks... FYL.
her22_fml 0
i have been in what's called a polyamory relationship before. that is where you have more than one intimate partner and everyone knows about it. i however only chose to have the one partner, it was him that chose to have more... and where did that leave me. moving out, getting my own place and being miserable... don't do it if you have any self respect.