Today, it was my fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense lovemaking session, my husband looked lovingly into my eyes and asked, "How do you feel about polygamy?" FML
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Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm in love with my best friend, while also being in love with my wife. I know he has feelings for me too. I wish my wife was poly too. FML
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Today, I'm in a polyamorous relationship. My husband and my boyfriend are both aware and are okay with it. Today they met. Not only are they okay with each other, they’ve hit it off. They've drafted a schedule of which days they want, meals, and chores for me on those days. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years told me he has a 5 year-old. In fact, she was conceived the night before our wedding. Apparently, the “one last time fuck as a single man” with his female bestie was too good of an opportunity to pass up. He doesn’t get why I’m not speaking to him. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
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gonzi_fml 0
o.0 I hope he realizes that its illegal in the US
Ligerie 0
ewww....
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gymnast10179 0
what does that mean??
Blatstuff 0
Ugh, what a low life. Time for a divorce it seems... Before he breaks your heart or worse, brings home a sexually transmitted disease from cheating on you with another low life with equally terrible moral standards. Sounds like it's coming soon if this piece of crap is thinking about polygamy while making love to his wife... I feel badly for you OP. :(
tohaveandtohold 0
simple solution-divorce his ass
RastaboyJordanE 0
I was about to say "that's what you get for bring Mormon" until I saw your name haha
navywife01 0
Actually....Mormons haven't practiced Polygamy for many years. You should check your facts before you continue to say ignorant things :)
Kokihi 0
what an ass hole! I hope you slapped him...hard.
blo0_starZz 0
For all you people who say it's illegal, you're wrong! If it's a part of your religion, then thr government can't interfere. Plus, it would be retarded not to arrest (eg.) your huband when he cheats on you, yet to arrest him when he gets married to that woman with your knowing.
zargon 1
I'm so glad the government can't interfere with my religion that involves three daily ritual human sacrifices!
gmc_blossom 21
it's not illegal in the US. Ever see the show 'Sister Wives'? They're in Utah I do believe.
benjiadc123 0
Actually my good sir, they have been chased by officers for that reason
limepinklis 0
they say Mormons do that. hahaha, yeah right. Were AGAINST that. it's disgusting.
Pleasehelpmypony 4
Finally! Someone who speaks the truth. I'm no longer Mormon, but was raised in a Mormon family. They are completely against it, unless people are mistaking LDS for FLDS. (FLDS does support polygamy.)
Azellia 15
You should have said "sounds great, I've always wanted another husband or two". Jk, sorry for ya
whatsupdoc69 0
only in Kansas