Today, it was my fifth wedding anniversary. After an intense lovemaking session, my husband looked lovingly into my eyes and asked, "How do you feel about polygamy?" FML
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Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I'm in love with my best friend, while also being in love with my wife. I know he has feelings for me too. I wish my wife was poly too. FML
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Today, I'm in a polyamorous relationship. My husband and my boyfriend are both aware and are okay with it. Today they met. Not only are they okay with each other, they’ve hit it off. They've drafted a schedule of which days they want, meals, and chores for me on those days. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years told me he has a 5 year-old. In fact, she was conceived the night before our wedding. Apparently, the “one last time fuck as a single man” with his female bestie was too good of an opportunity to pass up. He doesn’t get why I’m not speaking to him. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
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gonzi_fml 0
o.0 I hope he realizes that its illegal in the US
Ligerie 0
ewww....
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Comments (262)
dollFehn 6
the hell is that?
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Polygamy; you end up with twice the nagging and half the sex.
xobianca 10
Your husband sounds like a selfish *****, good luck I hope it works out for you.
scorpioradio 5
Haha you should have said "great! I'd love to have multiple husbands..although. I hope you wouldn't feel threatened..?"
ex_ff 9
I am in a polyamorous relationship with two live-in girlfriends. It works for us. We are all comfortable with the idea. We have completely open communication. But it doesn't work for everyone. Look it up. There are rules involved. You follow the rules, everybody is happy. You may like it, you may not. Whatever your decision is, make it clear to your husband that that is the way it's gonna be.
datbadvodoojuju 6
Polygamy is getting married to more than one wife
doglover100 29
You didn't know this before you married him?
fantasyworld 39
Divorce.
SamanthaThe1st 23
Everyone who's using the "IT'S ******* ILLEGAL" excuse, let me just chime in. Gay marriage is illegal, everyone is rising to support it. Weed is illegal, everyone's pushing for its legalization. Polygamy is illegal, but it should stay that way? Better get 3 sheets of cloth and 3 wooden poles and give em to the parade of the armed forces cuz it looks like we got a triple standard here! What if someone wants to date a girl, but then finds himself attracted to someone else along the way? Maybe he can't handle being attached to the same person for the rest of his life. This also works for girls. Not every polygamist is misogynistic, some just like being comfortable with multiple partners. That's their lifestyle, that's the path they chose. I think it's time to stop being so damn ignorant and let these people have their own personal rights.
AmberNowaki 21
At least he asked politely...