Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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Comments (355)
emsiti 6
dudes got a point there op get over it
jcdiva7 0
What a douche. Time for a new man. A real one who would be there for you. You deserve better
BabyMimi00 12
I lost my father in a car accident just over 2 years ago. And to the people saying 'get over it' obviously don't know what it's like to lose a parent. It is awful & there's not a day that goes by that I don't think about my father. To grieve on the anniversary date is perfectly reasonable. Your boyfriend is a douchebag. You deserve someone who takes that seriously and is more sensitive to it.
katiedoll6 7
Aww hon I think it's time to dump him
natsaysheyyy 16
Asshole much?
kyat288 9
punch that bitch in the dick!
AndyAutopsy 11
Wow, I would have punched him as garden as I could, then dumped his sorry ass. I'm sorry, OP, he's a douche.
razbery_nerd 4
Omg!? Wtf's his deal?
nicholasj96 9
I hope he's ur ex now .
Painful23 0
Dump that asshole