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30 years old
Wednesday 26 August 1992
Alloys are remarkable things. Did you realize you can make an alloy with a metal that reacts to magnetism, but end up with one that doesn’t? Mix it with an equal part of something else, and you don’t get something that’s half as magnetically reactive—you get something that’s not reactive at all. When you make an alloy, you don’t just mix two metals. You make a new one. It works for men too, oddly. A tiny change can result in creating an entirely new person. How like metals we are...