Animals: Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to...

By Kitten_Love - 28/01/2013 19:52 - France - Paris

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 09:30 - Israel - Ramat Gan

Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML

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By Only an orange cat... - 22/02/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out two things about my new cat: One, he is afraid of thunder. Two, his reaction to hearing a loud thunderclap is to jump very high in the air with his claws extended, then run like hell. I discovered this when he jumped and landed right on my face. My face now looks like I smashed it into a window. FML

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By nenette - 12/11/2014 22:50 - France

Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

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By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By elliekilroy - 11/12/2010 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my kitten was playing with the drawstring on my pajama pants. He then jumped, clinging on to my crotch. I screamed in pain, which scared him and made him hold on tighter. My cat was literally hanging from my vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off. FML

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By crazy cat lady - 03/12/2014 23:24 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I learned I'm allergic to the 5-month-old kitten we got 3 days ago. It loves me, follows me everywhere and sleeps on my lap in the evenings. FML

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By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML

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ollie179 21

Monday 28 January 2013 23:03

Everyone must of thought you were cool. Carrying pussy in your bag...

Pleonasm 35

Monday 28 January 2013 23:04

Well the cat's out of the bag now.

Comments

koniks 7

Monday 28 January 2013 23:14

What a great excuse to take your cat too school in the future though!!

rockbandaddict85 22

Monday 28 January 2013 23:15

cute! stealth kitty!

xfluttershy07 8

Monday 28 January 2013 23:15

lol

hobojo69 23

Monday 28 January 2013 23:18

When my cats were kittens I was afraid of that happening because they loved going in my bag

Villy23 12

Monday 28 January 2013 23:19

Other than it being an inconvenience (or possibly getting you into trouble) I don't see how this is an FML. It's very cute. :-) I can see it being difficult to deal with though, and disruptive. I had a kitten in high school, and she was taking a nap in my garment bag for marching band. Since I kept my flute,shoes, and the prop we had for our show, I didn't notice the extra bump. If she hadn't started meowing in the car, I would have taken her to a competition without knowing it!

tp50141 10

Monday 28 January 2013 23:22

I can't choose YDI or FYL. Where's the Awwww button?

Gnu_fml 9

Monday 28 January 2013 23:24

I find that very cute! I once had a kitty who got into my bag too, not to sneak with me to school, no. He just wanted to pee on my French grammar. Try to rinse that smell off... Btw, my bag was brand new too....

Kallian_fml 21

Tuesday 29 January 2013 0:29

My kitten liked climbing into my brothers school bag to shit. Also in his bed, in his clothes drawers, in his shoes... I think my kitty hated my poor brother.