Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
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Top comments
MukyDaCookie 0
How did you manage that? Don't those dryers "push" air towards you?
allmidnighteyes 11
....How the hell does this happen? I'm not clicking YDI or FYL, because honestly, I am utterly perplexed.
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Comments (175)
sandra143 0
It's comforting knowing that our generation is the future, isn't it? Especially when you hear stories like this.
Windexglow 0
Jesus Christ this place is going downhill faster and faster. This place isn't youtube people - quit commenting on it like you would on youtube.
fdyourmom 0
i don't see how ripped out hair would be in any way equivalent to dreadlocks. Not only was this FML ignorant, it was stupid, unfunny, and you TOTALLY deserved it. Next time pull your hair back, idiot.
IsabelleGrace 0
Lie. You are not allowed to leave the room during the ACTs. Next time you should probably specify that it happened right before or right after.
TheBigDawg 8
First! ...oh, wait. But seriously, I thought during tests like that you can't leave the testing area or your test is voided. Am I wrong?
mndz_mkl 0
i'm guessing that you got a very low score.
californicated 0
how does that even happen...? ydi.
dj92 0
116 they do let you leave the room during the test. You just don't get to make up any part that you missed while gone!
UniquA 0
new hairstyles are good haaa...
RoguePenguin 0
I was going to post the exact question #121 just asked. I'm pretty curious. Maybe YDI and maybe not. I hope you didn't miss too much of your test.