Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
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Top comments
MukyDaCookie 0
How did you manage that? Don't those dryers "push" air towards you?
allmidnighteyes 11
....How the hell does this happen? I'm not clicking YDI or FYL, because honestly, I am utterly perplexed.
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Comments (175)
777888777 0
i got a 34 on them =)
SublatePandemic 0
Um... did you hit the "suck" button? Cuz usually, hand dryers blow air out.
sickinlove13 0
#39, the ACT is out of 36, not 34. I'm pretty sure you did VERY well, huh? Fail.
seb12992 0
This story is BS, no idiot makes a hair dryer that sucks instead of blows.
truslide 0
hey you saved $300 and hours to have dreads
derekjeter92 0
you can go to a pretty good college with a 25 on the ACT. I got a 26 the first time and am already in MSU if I want to go pretty much. I retook it hoping for scholarship money now. Big money, big money, no whammy.... STOP.
alwaysalady 0
And you had your head that close to a hand dryer, why?
Adrianna69 0
This FML is just stupid and pointless.
mylifeisfuckeddd 0
apparently u didn't do so well on ur ACT test if u don't know how not to get hair stuck in a hand dryer.
EasilyUnamused 2
@118, they have like a fifteen minute bathroom break in the middle. At least mine did.