Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
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Top comments
MukyDaCookie 0
How did you manage that? Don't those dryers "push" air towards you?
allmidnighteyes 11
....How the hell does this happen? I'm not clicking YDI or FYL, because honestly, I am utterly perplexed.
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Comments (175)
lildavid0541 0
And why in the helll was your hair by the hand dryer?????
darkmis1 18
Josh?
wikifoo 0
The key word here is ?. HAND
LuvPink 0
I didn't click either YDI or FYL because i think this is made up or maybe you're just a huge idiot idk. How can you possibly get your hair stuck in one of those dryers? Even if you were trying to dry your hair...it blows air OUT of the nozzel, it doesn't suck in. And to be honest, when i was in highschool and it rained and my hair got wet, the girls dryed their hair with those dryers all the time. Nobody ever got their hair stuck, i'm calling bs.
GrantEatAirplane 0
Lawsuit!
EcGyMz 0
I don't even know what dreadlocks are?
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
what the hell are you smoking?! dreadlocks are cool! yet again, the only people today who have those are actual Rastafarians and pot-smoking college students. :/
jeri2011 0
Ha I took my ACT yesterday too. Hope you did good :) Also, that's terrible FYL. I hate the blow dryers at my school, they absolutely suck... I mean that in the way that they're bad. Sorry.
livelyx 0
1. You fail at life. YDI for sure. 2. @ #39, I'm curios as to why you're making fun of anyone. I wonder what you got considering you don't even know that it's out of 36. Dumbass. 3. A 25 will get you into very decent schools. The only people who think a 25 is a bad score are those who have not taken the ACT.
Stoic_fml 0
I Have Dreds They're Great Especially if you have Funny Looking Ears Or a Misshapen Head, Dreads Cover Those Right up. =]