Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
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Top comments
MukyDaCookie 0
How did you manage that? Don't those dryers "push" air towards you?
allmidnighteyes 11
....How the hell does this happen? I'm not clicking YDI or FYL, because honestly, I am utterly perplexed.
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lacrossechic079 0
to #34....I got a 22 and ended up going to a private catholic university, so with a 25 they won't be stuck going to a community college to #39, the ACT's are out of 36 not 34, good job.
MrFranBrO 0
@ 18... thats what she said! lol
tonia_fml 0
yea, so seeming as how you're very smart, you probably passed your ACT's with flying colors. you're awesome.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
I'm confuzzled. Don't those things push air out..? But some of them have little vents where it takes the air from, so I can see how this would happen. FYL, thats gotta suuuuck! lame pun intended. :D
allmidnighteyes 11
119, if the ACT works like the SAT, you get an occasional like 5 minute break or so during the test (Don't think they would make kids hold in a piss for 5 hours). This is probably when it happened.
xHaniffax 0
It's okay! You can be a RASTA MAN
ForTheF_ckingWin 0
You don't know what dreadlocks look like then dumbass
cxal_fml 0
32 - why would she be drying her hair during the ACTs (thats like the SATs if you don't know)? Unless she decided to give herself a swirly during the break, there really is no reason for her to have had wet hair
10001110101 0
you took the ACT in the bathroom?
DutchGunner21 0
YFDI for getting your HAIR STUCK IN A HAND DRYER. WTF