Miscellaneous: Today, in my architecture class, my professor's lecture consisted...

By seriously wtf - 08/03/2013 03:18 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, in my architecture class, my professor's lecture consisted of a list of movies and books which feature characters who are architects. I couldn't leave because I needed the attendance points, and it lasted 45 minutes. I paid out of state tuition for this. FML

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By Scholar - 16/06/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML

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By crb25453 - 15/10/2015 05:07 - United States - Stafford

Today, I drove to my college campus for my 8 a.m. class, parked, walked the mile and a half to my classroom, just to find out class had been cancelled. The prof didn't send an email because she couldn't remember her password. I paid $1200 to be taught by this woman, who has a doctorate. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2018 04:00

Today, I had to go meet my professor at 12. I wound up showing up almost an hour late. Why? Because she doesn't teach at the campus I registered at. I wound up having to visit TWO different campuses before I reached the right one. FML

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By Really - 10/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Middletown

Today, my professor let a guy into my philosophy class 30 minutes late because his excuse was, "Time is just an illusion." This is the same professor that kicked me out of the classroom for being 2 minutes late. FML

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Higher education

By mermaidkeels - 08/09/2016 04:54 - United States - Miami

Today, after attending lectures for months, studying for weeks, and spending hours writing a 15-page research paper, I was informed that due to technological issues during registration, I was not enrolled in the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2019 16:03

Today, I drove 3 hours to get to a class, just to have the professor leave a note on the classroom door saying that she wasn't coming. FML

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By Grad Student - 13/01/2018 15:00

Today, I found out that I have to take a weekly workshop outside of class time all semester, and it's only offered on the day I have the most work hours. I barely make ends meet as it is, but the professor said to figure it out or fail. FML

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By Nate - 06/03/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 03:30

Today, I finally found out why I got a D in a class last semester. It was a heavily attendance-based class, and apparently he only marked you present if you participated in class discussion. It was a 100-seat lecture. FML

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Extenuating circumstances

By No diploma - 05/02/2022 17:59

Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML

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Friday 8 March 2013 9:39

Inception really challenges the mind, so you're probably getting your money's worth after all.

TheFirstSamurai 18

Friday 8 March 2013 9:42

Does "The Architect" in The Matrix count? He built a whole world.

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WWstar 9

Saturday 9 March 2013 1:49

you should of put ur head on your desk took a nap

Aew 17

Saturday 9 March 2013 2:53

Howard Roark laughed.

kemando 22

Saturday 9 March 2013 4:50

Professor Mosby must've been having an off day.

nayib 10

Saturday 9 March 2013 10:45

Next class he will cover characters in animated tv shows and tv series. Ted Mosby, architect "How I Met Your Mother"

FuhrerBurg 11

Saturday 9 March 2013 17:32

You more then likely missed to point of the class which was to show how important and influacial the trade can be.

mrsVoltzie57 12

Saturday 9 March 2013 18:57

My favorite is Ted Mosby, Architect :)

Cilleemaan 4

Monday 11 March 2013 3:41

This is all explained in the article "3 Bizarrely Specific Job Trends in Movies" by Dan O'Brian in cracked.com.

ladybugger5678 7

Wednesday 22 January 2014 0:11

Welcome to college, my friend.

alfalfalaffa 17

Friday 17 July 2015 22:51

One of the reasons why our education system needs a little rethinking.

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