Today, in my architecture class, my professor's lecture consisted of a list of movies and books which feature characters who are architects. I couldn't leave because I needed the attendance points, and it lasted 45 minutes. I paid out of state tuition for this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML
Today, I drove to my college campus for my 8 a.m. class, parked, walked the mile and a half to my classroom, just to find out class had been cancelled. The prof didn't send an email because she couldn't remember her password. I paid $1200 to be taught by this woman, who has a doctorate. FML
Today, I had to go meet my professor at 12. I wound up showing up almost an hour late. Why? Because she doesn't teach at the campus I registered at. I wound up having to visit TWO different campuses before I reached the right one. FML
Today, my professor let a guy into my philosophy class 30 minutes late because his excuse was, "Time is just an illusion." This is the same professor that kicked me out of the classroom for being 2 minutes late. FML
Today, after attending lectures for months, studying for weeks, and spending hours writing a 15-page research paper, I was informed that due to technological issues during registration, I was not enrolled in the class. FML
Today, I drove 3 hours to get to a class, just to have the professor leave a note on the classroom door saying that she wasn't coming. FML
Today, I found out that I have to take a weekly workshop outside of class time all semester, and it's only offered on the day I have the most work hours. I barely make ends meet as it is, but the professor said to figure it out or fail. FML
Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML
Today, I finally found out why I got a D in a class last semester. It was a heavily attendance-based class, and apparently he only marked you present if you participated in class discussion. It was a 100-seat lecture. FML
Today, I decided to show up to my new class an hour early, to be able to choose my seat, and figure out how the computer lab works… only to find out that the lab was locked and I had to wait until the professor unlocked it. FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
Inception really challenges the mind, so you're probably getting your money's worth after all.
TheFirstSamurai 18
Does "The Architect" in The Matrix count? He built a whole world.
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WWstar 9
you should of put ur head on your desk took a nap
Aew 17
Howard Roark laughed.
kemando 22
Professor Mosby must've been having an off day.
nayib 10
Next class he will cover characters in animated tv shows and tv series. Ted Mosby, architect "How I Met Your Mother"
FuhrerBurg 11
You more then likely missed to point of the class which was to show how important and influacial the trade can be.
mrsVoltzie57 12
My favorite is Ted Mosby, Architect :)
Cilleemaan 4
This is all explained in the article "3 Bizarrely Specific Job Trends in Movies" by Dan O'Brian in cracked.com.
ladybugger5678 7
Welcome to college, my friend.
alfalfalaffa 17
One of the reasons why our education system needs a little rethinking.