Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
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Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML
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lithiumflower 0
Could've been worse -- at least you had a bra on!
Iliaria 0
Let's hope you weren't wearing a lacy type bra to dance class. Since you need support, I'd be wearing a sports bra or at least one that's not see-through. And in that case, so what? If you were in your bikini top on camera, would you mind?
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Comments (58)
loninessYman 0
give me the photo!
aero_fml 0
Pics or it didn't happen
0___0 9
You mean video ;) it was being recorded, afterall.
Mismatchedmind 0
I don't get it why women are ashamed of their breasts... at least in most European countries it's not a taboo anymore, they've realized that nipples are nipples, breasts are breasts and both men and women have them. in Third World countries they are a part of everyday life, feeding kids and being a normal part of the female body, exposed and out there for everyone to see... But boy oh boy, in the US of A, heaven forbids anyone sees you in a Bra never mind completeley topless... It's the end of World!!!
RJB 0
:-(
White667 0
You're obviously not actually from any of those countries or you'd realise that's a slightly misconception. OK, we're not as shocked as the American population, but it's all about context. During a dance show you don't expect to see/show breasts, so you're still likely to be shocked/embarrassed.
ReneeFelicity 9
Oh not all of us are ashamed of our breasts. There are a lot of people in my town who wear shirts with necklines so low that it completely defeats the purpose of wearing clothing. Also, there are a lot of disrespectful men and boys where I live that I would not want to expose my boobs to.
fantasyworld 39
It's not like seeing breasts or nipples is going to scar anyone. Then people have a fit over breastfeeding. Last time I checked that's what breasts are for.
T1A2Z3 35
I live in Europe in Ireland. We're not like the mainland... You don't go showing your boobs to random people... Maybe do a little research...
randybryant799 21
What gets me is that a woman can show her entire boob in public ad long as we don't see the nipple. The nipple seems to be the big no no. It's ridiculous.
blastvortex 4
Oops. Perhaps you should've practiced more? *shrugs* Meh. Shit happens. At least you hadn't gone commando.
Zikato 0
It would be a lot funnier if OP was a man
funny_story 4
yeah, but it would be a little strange if he wore a bra to a dance recital...
screwlife23 0
lmao
Killuhk 8
Man boobies!!!! :D
ILIEKGIRLS 5
video or it didn't happen.
highwind886 0
Well I hope you followed through with the dance and kept a professional attitude.
Cromwellsandwich 0
aaah.
maruchan 0
Aaah...
larcenousturco 0
It's a freakin bra... No worse than seeing you in a bathing suit. At least you didn't punch yourself in the face when you flung off the shirt...