Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
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Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, someone in my class wrote, "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I'm always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Today, a friend asked me to come with her to the art building at school so I could pose in the stance of a figure she was drawing for her exam. I obliged and sat for the pose. When the art teacher walked by, she looked at me, then at the sketch, pointed to the legs, and said, "Make them fatter". FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
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Top comments
schulzy16 9
Kids speak the truth without worrying how it makes others feel
Soninuva 41
Kids say the darnedest things!
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Comments (43)
guss5441 18
You kinda set yourself up for that
sparkledoge 29
They're 6 years old and still need to be taught the difference between short and tall ? When i was 6 every kid already knew that and we learned how to read at that age what the **** happened ?
EyRaB 17
Oh the brutal honesty of youngins...
baseballfan1996 6
Truth hurts doesn't it ?
blakeley14 5
don't you just love kids?
Onoconah 11
give that ****** a swirlie.
CosmicElk 26
Ruined by a 6 year old. Ouch.
Kingboolean 2
from the mouths of babes
FMLismyhobby 10
Kids are ******* jerks.