Love: Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We...

By but I tried anal and everything - 22/11/2012 16:13 - United States - Des Moines

Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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Lower your expectations

By franky - 25/03/2013 21:45 - Germany - Brunswick

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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Premature

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:00 - United States - Paris

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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Thursday 22 November 2012 18:57

Your name, WTF.

lamdesamde 4

Thursday 22 November 2012 18:57

How the hell did she deserve this?

Comments

Enslaved 36

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:14

At first, I thought the trickling water sound was going to make him want to pee.

hamrtym 15

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:16

Just being honest, If that was his response, he doesn't care about you. You probably give him good sex based on your name and that's about it. This isn't an FML it's an eye opener. Move on, or stay off your knees and see how much he really wants you just for you. Not your tight butthole.

PrimeStarscream 30

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:17

Wow, he's an oblivious idiot.

perdix 29

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:21

What a ****-up! A normal guy would have been put in the mood for sushi or hibachi.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:27

Who wouldn't enjoy spicy tuna?

perdix 29

Thursday 22 November 2012 20:52

#47, a guy who prefers going up the Poop Chute, perhaps?

jelly713 19

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:23

LOL, I kinda laughed at your long ass username. I really don't think sex is enough to persuade anyone to propose. It's one of those things that you won't get extra ordinarily long term results from great effort; either a good time and/or a strong connection with someone. It's just making things awkward & making you look desperate, so tone down a notch or two because he's clearly not ready for marriage. But it'd help if we knew how long you guys have been together. You sound like you're in your twenties. Maybe you need more time as a couple before you get more serious like marriage. I know I wouldn't be comfortable getting married yet until I'm a bit older & done with college. Talk to him about it before re-proposing, figure out why he won't give an answer, how he feels & everything then work with that.

aimferd 4

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:33

plot twist: he was gonna propose to you over pizza?

dellis44 7

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:37

Don't take it personally! It is a break from tradition, so he may have thought it was a joke.

fortunelady 15

Thursday 22 November 2012 23:52

I would take that incredibly personally. Sure, "I don't want to marry you, get up off the ground and let's go eat" is one of the worst answers a girl can get to a proposal, but "Haha, that's hilarious, good joke babe" is a close runner-up.