Kids: Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams...

By nj - 10/02/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 02:49 - United States

Today, after playing on the same basketball team for eight years with the same coach, he kicked me off the team to make room for my younger brother, who I taught to play basketball in the first place. FML

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By Benchthewarmer - 08/07/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I had a basketball game against our rivals. Since the starting guard had a broken ankle, I felt happy that I could finally get playing time and prove that I'm good. Instead I had to run the scoreboard for the game, because the scoreboard guy was absent. FML

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By BigmouthStrikesAgain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

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By jalapenos99 - 02/04/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was playing in a basketball game and blocked this kid's shot. I was really pumped up about it until I realized the kid had cerebral palsy and the coach put him on the team because he really wanted to be on at least one team in his life. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I had a gymnastics meet. I thought I was done with my period, but when I was up on the beam warming up my routine, one of my coaches called me down and told me that I apparently wasn't. My coach goes around asking my teammates moms if they had any pads. My dad caught this all on tape. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By eventer1919 - 04/08/2015 02:48 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, I was asked to cover work for someone because they have volleyball practice. Apparently, they haven't noticed that we've been on the same team for two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

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By lifesucks4me - 23/02/2009 12:51 - United States

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says, "You're a bitch." He's 6. After I asked him where he heard that word, he responded with, "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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jmdogg88 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 4:24

are you playing competitively? if so, then you should practice more. if it's a casual league, tell your coach to **** off. seriously, tell him that.

csigabajnok 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 13:30

just tell him your babysitting fees and don't bother :)

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gammielikeoh 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 5:03

um, stage? it's not high school musical. getcha head in the game!!! ok haha jk but dude I would have totally brought hi son out and have him shoot hoops to get revenge or something isk

edogy 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:53

Practice*

littlecurtin 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:01

my coaches do that all the time if we have odd numbers

monzach 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 10:29

Cool story bro

person823 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 23:25

Wouldn't that mean your coach thinks you're good enough already and you don't need more practice. DUH!

ZeroIce 12

Thursday 8 December 2011 6:53

sexist arse...

kmwilson 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:28

At least you didn't have to run but that sucks

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 26 August 2013 6:18

yay Jersey!

foxy_grampa 19

Saturday 21 December 2013 4:08

Maybe he trusts that you're in shape already?

crapmaster3000 19

Friday 20 June 2014 20:00

Tell it again.

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