Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
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Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, I was walking to a job interview. I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground. Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses. I couldn't get it out in time for the interview. FML
Today, I accidentally swallowed a piece of gum. My doctor says it'll pass in 7-10 years. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML
Today, I gave a presentation in class. I felt pretty good about it, until afterwards when I was told I lost points for communication because I'd been chewing gum. I wasn't, I just have a speech impediment. FML
Today, I was running on a soccer field and accidentally dropped my gum from my mouth. No one had noticed so I picked it up and started chewing again. It was a different flavor. FML
Today, I saw my boss heading my way at work. He has a "no food in the office" policy, so I quickly scarfed down my Pop-Tart. I ended up choking on it so hard that I threw up. FML
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RobinGoodfellow 47
...How do you eat food?
devildog562 33
It's gum, and this may be one of the worst situations that could have happened. Funny how you break the rules and there are immediate consequences . I'm also trying to figure out how you don't throw up every time you drink water or eat...
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Comments (73)
travellingfun 18
Could of simply hidden it, or binned it, and just put in a new piece after the line.
SuperMew 22
How big was the gum that you couldn't swallow it? I think, in the future, don't chew gum at school.
Tyrez 32
How hard is it not to chew gum? Sorry that you barfed but ydi.
Retaheki 27
There are 2 sexual comments out of the 32 (1/16th), and OP never gives their age. OP might be underage, or inversely, over age, so they're doing nothing wrong. EDIT Replied to the wrong comment, my bad.
bexa 6
Bee line?
NamelessFace 22
Sigh, it's people like you that force them to have such stupid rules. My old school let us chew gum but when I transferred to some Catholic school with Neo-Nazi rules they had absolutely no faith on their students, and one of many rules is no gum. And when someone breaks it, we're all blamed.
vikky538 29
now your teacher has to put no gum swallowing policy.. just to make sure people don't throw up..
hi5er 1
Yikes... What a terrible trait for a woman to have!
squideth 18
Yes because all that matters in a woman, even a high-school aged one, is her ability to give head!
singafairytale 11
Why would anyone not say YDI. Maybe you shouldn't have been breaking a strict school policy.
metalwolf 17
The no gum rule is generally because of idiots sticking gum under the desk or other places used gum does not belong. Other reasons include choking hazard, apparently barf hazard, and disrupting the class.
duhdarling 11
Well it could have been a lot worse...I guess..