dumbblonde
Today, I figured out that the roommate who I let move in with me on Sunday is probably a prostitute. I’m a lawyer. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Sofvcked
Roommates from hell, part 47757
Today, I found out when my new roommate said she was self-employed, she really meant unemployed. She insists that I let her stay for free or she will file a sexual assault case against me. Rent is due on the 10th. FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
wreckdit
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
'Ello 'ello 'ello
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
why me?
Huntington Park, United States
Roommates from hell
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
eric4
Cheltenham, United Kingdom
Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML
Dark_Cecilia
Fremont, United States
Today, I called the cops on this guy who kept emailing me without revealing who he was. I had told him that if he emailed me again, I would call the cops, so I did. Turns out it was my roommate. FML
apav
Australia
Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
Anonymous
Woodford Green, United Kingdom
Hello, is me you're looking for?
Today, I moved into my new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, because although I've only lived here for 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on my door and asked if "Stephanie" is available for a good time. FML
Top comments
TCRII 30
So you both screw people for money...
mike3775 39
Well you have job security being your roommates lawyer.
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alycion 39
So take them on as a client and call it privileged or use that law degree and evict them.
acmariner99 25
You both make a living screwing people, so what’s the problem?
ekto1982 9
photo?
alicelouise66 5
oh come on. you're a lawyer and you didnt do any background checks on her? ydi
Skydome6666 6
getting any good freebies for the rent ?
honestjane 22
As a lawyer, you should know about a little thing called plausible deniability. Mind your own business and you'll be fine. Now if drugs are involved, that maybe a stickier situation. But again, if there's no proof you know what she's up to, you can at least defend yourself.