Miscellaneous: Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word....

By Anonymous - 24/04/2012 04:44 - United States

Today, I yet again heard a friend say "YOLO" as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face and offering him the chance to suck on one of my turds, since apparently "YOLO." FML

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Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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Tuesday 24 April 2012 10:24

I would have punched him in the face anyway...

ladyangel52 11

Tuesday 24 April 2012 10:27

friend: -falls out of tree- me: "oh my gosh, are you okay?" friend: "yeah man YOLO" me: -_____-

Comments

EugeniaBennett 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 3:07

Let me guess, your either a Marine or your attached to a USMC command. Some of my Marines kept saying it. I agree it gets annoying. But look at it this way, YODO!

aeisha26 12

Wednesday 25 April 2012 3:10

Its not that serious at all.....

johnboyu 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 4:43

Just the new term.. Remember "Thug life!" or "**** it!"? Then there was the "**** it, thug life!" movement. Now it's Yolo.. Deal with it by either embracing it or fully detesting it. But whatever you do remember, you only live once.

ppl2ppl 4

Wednesday 25 April 2012 5:42

Oh god dude I know what you mean I ******* hate "YOLO" it's soo effin stupid ????

Choconumm 8

Wednesday 25 April 2012 6:00

You, good sir, have a problem

blackman100 20

Wednesday 25 April 2012 6:29

Well if YOLO, you should have punched him and made him suck on your sh*t because, as we all know, YOLO

TrentF13 12

Wednesday 25 April 2012 7:07

I had to look up what on earth YOLO meant just to write a reply, and now that I am, I realize it was a waste I time and I have a billion things better to do with my life because YOLO.