Love: Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because...

By S. Bauer - 02/11/2011 13:50 - Portugal

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

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Today, my anger issues reached their worst after a horrible day at work. I kicked my girlfriend out of our apartment because I smelled another man's cologne when I came home. The "cologne" was a scented candle that she had burning while I was gone. FML

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By Xxvc67 - 22/06/2022 22:00

Today, I was attempting to trash my cheating boyfriend’s house. While I was pouring gasoline all over his belongings, he decided to come home early with the little homewrecker. FML

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Wednesday 2 November 2011 19:05

Those damn couches...always getting in the way of falling candles

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 2 November 2011 19:07

I'd take a burnt couch over smelling cigarettes in my house any day.

Comments

rachelanddex 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 11:27

Oh the irony..... I hope your home is okay though

gene818 13

Thursday 3 November 2011 12:52

Say your boyfeind did it.

mpclaw 3

Thursday 3 November 2011 15:51

You "yelled" at your boyfriend. Wonderful. How about discussing it with him rather than yelling. Or do you think it's just fine to yell? Ydi

OtherSideOfStory 3

Thursday 3 November 2011 16:49

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for smoking inside because she didnt want the house to smell like smoke. She then lit the couch on fire. FML

wolffire222 5

Friday 4 November 2011 0:16

Can you spell ironic?

ninjacapo 2

Friday 4 November 2011 4:02

why did u hav a candle out and lit if u dont like him smokeing? pay for electricity :p

jonnynasty 0

Friday 4 November 2011 14:53

get a leather couch next time, your bad

dforrt 0

Friday 4 November 2011 16:30

I quit reading after you mentioned "verbal abuse" Anyway, you are looking way to far into it. God dang

Donniehw 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 17:56

Now throw all your clothes on the couch and say, "see what happens wen you smoke in my house?" and then kick on some fall out boy.... I'm always in the mood for fall out boy...