Oh
Winterville, United States
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lil123
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Alone
Chapel Hill, United States
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
socialix
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
tutusaurus
Salinas, United States
Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
ALetterADay
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
sadsongstress
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Belgium
My gift is my song and this one's for you
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
StratMan
United States
No thanks
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
wabbyfish
Minneapolis, United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
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Miss_Chevious 37
Am I the only one wondering the number of things she was dissatisfied that resulted in a 13 page letter?
darshini_ii 24
Tell her it was too long and you didn't read.
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Comments (66)
brenanafish 18
Was one of the reasons the song...?
Easy_G_Dunc 3
Just respond with 'k'
hpandher 16
So "Does it??". "it surely does not"
Prodactyl 4
I can't write a 13 page essay, how do you write 13 pages of dissatisfaction? But I am sorry OP!
queerdragon 20
Depends on what was in the letter. Also, if it was handwritten, I have seen people with huge writing. So it might have been close to 3 pages if she'd typed it. That being said, I don't think the GF is a bitch for writing him a letter. Some people do better with having what they want to say written out.
alysssa_t01 14
Shitty 0-0
LyricaSilvan 30
Don't take it to heart, OP. If she felt the need to write a letter that long, that just tells you that she's been holding in whatever issues she had with your relationship, long enough for them to add up. It's on her for choosing to keep those things to herself instead of talking them out with you. It's her fault, not yours.
XxthemonkeyxX 8
I have a feeling she's probably really good in her English class... Anyways good luck OP
XtremeHeat 14
Just think: some people break up over a short text. You must have meant enough to her to get a THIRTEEN PAGE PAPER rather than a couple of words informally shoved into a text.
monkeytater96 23
I've actually done something similar about 8 pages. But it wasn't a hate letter. Mostly a you deserve better but I can't help you anymore when after three years you still strive to be like your generational divorce and suicide stricken family. I couldn't have that in my gene pool so I closed things with a letter. But it only came after he broke up with me because at 6am after calling me 20 times while I sat on the toilet and didn't answer cuz phone was in another room....yeah didn't want that either in my gene pool.