Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML
Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
Today, I was gambling on pull tabs. My friend, never much of a gambler, asked to take one. I was confused but gave one to him anyway. I got precisely $0 from them. The tab I gave to my friend was a winner. How much was it worth, you ask? Six hundred dollars. I'm very happy for him, but… seriously? FML
Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, complaining about not having enough money for bills. He then pulled a stack of lottery tickets out of his bag, saying, "I hope one of these wins." FML
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
Today, I went to a casino with $300 to spend and somehow walked out with $21K. When I told my wife, she sighed and moaned about how annoying taxes will be, and how I should have pushed my luck further. The house always wins, even when it loses. FML
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
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Top comments
kissothis 6
"friend"? **** that. he could have given you SOMETHING... $500 is enough to hand at least $50 over... unless he was in dire need for that financially.
Alex_DeLarge 0
What a douche. Somebody who throws some shitty hissyfits over ten bucks is the kind of asshole I would distance myself from immediately.
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mrcarmine 0
what a dick, did you punch his lights out?
July19 0
How far away did he drive you??? Good God, I find it extraordinarily hard to believe that the gas it took to get there was worth 10 bucks. I drive an Explorer who gets 22 miles to the gallon, so let's think about this. If he drove you 22 miles away (which is again, hard to believe thats how far you went) then really, all you owed him was $1.79 (which is how much gas is here in my part of NY) or $3.58 if it was 22 miles each way. Again, preposterous. He was just being a ******* asshole when he demanded 10 bucks. Shitty friend. Ditch him.
malinbobbyypho 0
lmao lmao;; as I was reading ur comment u sound so professional then u randomly start swearing XD btw I agree ^
jabs98 1
Really? Who gives a crap about the first paragrah. Waste of ur time.
TheMalygos 21
@198 For your information, over 20 people does care about his comment, including me. It allowed me to do something for this schoolday's lunch time
zouss 0
asshole. but can you blame him?
Phyre24 17
Yes, yes we can.
Nefaith 0
I hate hypocrites! I would be pissed.
meozeren 0
he shouldve payed you 10 bucks
ashjosjd13 0
#13 Wiser words were never spoken. But punch him in the face first... then ditch him
audiogasmic 0
What an awful friend. He sucks for charging you 10 dollars on what was probably not more than a 1-5 mile trip, and he also sucks for throwing a fit over 10 dollars. He also sucks for being a jealous prick. Ditch him.
goathumpy 0
#10 is right...anyone who is going to bitch and moan about ten bucks is probably someone who you want to avoid..and someone who needs an ass-kicking.
so_me_fml 0
Well he owe's you at least $10, for sure. Sounds like he has no conscience... I couldn't live with myself if I won $500 with someone else's money and then didn't split it!!!
Get_Naykid 0
That's ****** up. Call his mother and inform her about his behavior.
cwbwaker33 0
this