Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML
Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
Today, I was gambling on pull tabs. My friend, never much of a gambler, asked to take one. I was confused but gave one to him anyway. I got precisely $0 from them. The tab I gave to my friend was a winner. How much was it worth, you ask? Six hundred dollars. I'm very happy for him, but… seriously? FML
Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, complaining about not having enough money for bills. He then pulled a stack of lottery tickets out of his bag, saying, "I hope one of these wins." FML
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
Today, I went to a casino with $300 to spend and somehow walked out with $21K. When I told my wife, she sighed and moaned about how annoying taxes will be, and how I should have pushed my luck further. The house always wins, even when it loses. FML
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
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Top comments
kissothis 6
"friend"? **** that. he could have given you SOMETHING... $500 is enough to hand at least $50 over... unless he was in dire need for that financially.
Alex_DeLarge 0
What a douche. Somebody who throws some shitty hissyfits over ten bucks is the kind of asshole I would distance myself from immediately.
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Comments (216)
Beeebop 0
You have sh*t friends.
ShamCross 0
Just steal whatever he buys with it. jk. I agree with #13
Jennifer83 0
Sounds like it's time to find a new friend cause yours is obviously a douche bag
hatfrog 0
Shitty friend. If me or a friend won such amount of cash, we'd go party on the money won, not bicker about it.
Osakhomen 0
10 dollars for gas? How far was this gas station? And it was YOUR Jackpot winnings that allowed him to get the ticket, you should at least get like 100 bucks. Seriously, he didn't have 500 bucks to begin with, what's 100 dollars off of money he didn't even have to earn? ... And wasn't he suppose to spend it on gas anyway?! Man, your friend is a douche! I had a friend who ask me to go with her to babysit because she was scared, and when she got paid she wasn't even going to give me any money.. AND I HAD DROVE HER THERE. I didn't let that crap fly, I got 20 dollars from it.
FrankyG94 0
Wow that guy's a douche bag i woulda punched him in the balls :) lol
zectni 0
#142 did you seriously read like all those comments. no life. and wow. why would you split 20 dollars. dumbass.
uhavnoidea 0
funny #142 its ironic cause you read them too, and now your back again reading this; oh and your friends a jerk for making you split barely any money and then ripping u off, call him an ass for me
WildBill1337 0
wow. this is one of those FML's where someone deserves a crack in the face.
propelks09 0
i feel like he shouldn't be your friend