Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML
Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
Today, I was gambling on pull tabs. My friend, never much of a gambler, asked to take one. I was confused but gave one to him anyway. I got precisely $0 from them. The tab I gave to my friend was a winner. How much was it worth, you ask? Six hundred dollars. I'm very happy for him, but… seriously? FML
Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, complaining about not having enough money for bills. He then pulled a stack of lottery tickets out of his bag, saying, "I hope one of these wins." FML
Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML
Today, I went to a casino with $300 to spend and somehow walked out with $21K. When I told my wife, she sighed and moaned about how annoying taxes will be, and how I should have pushed my luck further. The house always wins, even when it loses. FML
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
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Top comments
kissothis 6
"friend"? **** that. he could have given you SOMETHING... $500 is enough to hand at least $50 over... unless he was in dire need for that financially.
Alex_DeLarge 0
What a douche. Somebody who throws some shitty hissyfits over ten bucks is the kind of asshole I would distance myself from immediately.
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Comments (216)
takran 0
Get rid of that friend. He was pissed because you won 20 dollars? What kind of crackpot retard is he? You should've slapped him in the face for coming up with such a stupid excuse to split it.
LoOnE_fml 0
Beat his ass and take it
fmlnem 0
1. you should have made him give you back the $10 2. what kind of magical lotto is this? where everyone is a winner..
mengy 0
time to get new friends
Go_Home 0
The art of hustling.
switchblade_baby 0
I don't see why he asked you to split the 20 unless you guys drove out -specifically- to get a scratch card. And he's a greasy bastard regardless for not giving you at least a bit of his winnings. He might not have won that sweet 500 if it weren't for you.
Cfreeze 0
Murder. Or steal shit from his house next time your there as collateral.
4lives 0
You didn't "split" your winnings - you merely gave him 10 bucks to cover gas. Had you won $500, I doubt your friend would have demanded $250 because he drove you there...
gaaralee1234 0
wow, what a douche I woulda bitched for at least 100$!
irunintodoorways 0
Wow what a bitch. Well, look on the three-worded upside: "PAYBACK'S A BITCH."