Today, I woke up with every muscle in my body hurting so bad I could hardly walk. Participation in a triathlon, or overdoing it at the gym? No, the results of a day spent cleaning the house. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband yelled at me for not doing any household chores. I can barely move my hand without suffering excruciating pain, due to recent surgery to ease my arthritis, and my other hand is as bad as ever. I can barely work this phone, let alone wash dishes and iron clothes. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML
Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML
Today, I'm fit, but so exhausted from work that I hardly managed to even climb the stairs. Yet, as soon as I sit on the couch for longer than half an hour, my butt starts hurting. So I guess it’s either reading a book lying on my stomach, which makes my back hurt, or hanging upside down from the ceiling like a bat. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
desoxyn242 14
30 reps dishes 10 sets of laundry
thomasrasmussen7 20
That is quite a work out though and hopefully it looks nice and clean.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (55)
Matheo_fml 21
YDI but in a good way! Shows you must have done a good job!
MrSmush 19
Your house must have been pretty dirty then
ftloosenfanzfree 7
It's not surprising to me at all! Casual activity like that is still a lot of work, but you never think of it as "exercise" so you wouldn't think about stretching your muscles or anything to prevent that pain in the morning. It sucks you were rewarded for your good housework with pain though, I'm sorry!
babeshibby02 2
annnnd, you need to clean more. sorry but there is no way my house, at its most disgusting, would leave me that way, love.
SexyWildRednecks 17
I think that is normal. When I spend the day deep cleaning my 3 bed 2 bath house I wake up sore the next day too. So you are not alone in that problem. My mom in law just did that today and she told me that muscles she didn't even know she had was hurting.
lesly30 14
That's how I feel when I deep clean my house. I love a clean house though!
DJSam909 8
At least you can spend the day relaxing in a nice, clean house!
joe3_fml 15
Wax on, wax off.
soulreaper12296 28
At least that means you did a good job cleaning.
elevoloxx 13
Been there!! At the ripe age of 19 lol