Brummsta
Australia
Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed. The one I lent my neighbour last week. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
I don't want to sound ungrateful, but…
Today, it was my birthday. I'd told my wife i would love a new battery drill, finally getting a decent one after all these years, and picked out a few nice ones. I opened the present: another cheap off-brand drill. They "didn't have any of the ones I picked out", but this one came with free drill bits. All useless. FML
germophobe
Calgary, Canada
Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML
Noalixah
Finland
Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML
CB
New Zealand
Today, I have to go to the dentist to get a tooth capped. Why? Because my room mate knows I sleepwalk and thought it would be funny to put a trip wire across the top of the stairs. It worked. FML
caisse à outs
Saint Quentin, France
DIY
Today, my brother asked to borrow a hammer, a chisel, and a drill just in case. I asked him if he was finally getting round to starting work on his apartment. Nope, he was just going to crack open a coconut he'd bought at the supermarket. FML
damngotkik
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML
petra84
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Evans, United States
With friends like these…
Today, I let a friend borrow a power saw. When I found it on my porch later, the blade was missing and the cord was cut. Looking closer, I realized it was his saw. He kept my new one. He totally denies that he switched them and now won't answer his door. FML
Abe
Miami, United States
Solved mysteries
Today, I found out the "mystery buzzing" in my apartment wasn’t an electrical problem. It was my landline cordless phone vibrating under the couch, which had apparently been stuck there for two days. I missed 23 calls, mostly from my mom. FML
Anonymous
Howdy!
Today, after a full year of work getting my house decorated, it was finally finished. I stepped back from the last painted wall to admire it and my neighbour on the other side of the wall, who was doing some decorating of his own, drilled too far and punched his drill bit right through the wall. FML
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Top comments
tyrob911 0
looks like you've got a nosey neighbour. if she's a female, I say drill her if you know what i mean
Anteezy 7
You are a heavy sleeper bro.
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Comments (115)
Mademoiselle_fml 34
I hope you weren't sleeping naked D:
princess51423 15
Jeez, that is freaky!!
Suba_fml 8
I wouldn't be able to sleep after that.
Shazra 9
Your name wouldn't happen to be Simon, would it?