Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML
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Today, my flatmate woke me up early, saying there was a fire and we had to evacuate. Barely awake, she practically dragged me downstairs and got to the front door. Once we got there, she opened the front door, kneed me in the nuts, and pushed me out, locking it behind her. I was only in boxers. FML
Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the couch and his legs were on my lap. We heard a loud firework from somewhere outside our window, we both jumped and I felt the pain of him kicking me in the nuts. FML
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
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madmikemiller 6
Kinda is
bfrench95 0
You should have yelled "BABY KILLER" then headbutt his nutsack :)
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Comments (307)
beebananaz88 0
I hope he shaved...
KatherineJ 0
Yank. Off. His. Balls. Now.
xcarxcrashx 9
Everyone needs to take a chill pill. They're just balls people. If balls to the face gags aren't your cup of tea then just move along.
ThatGuyRory 9
If that was me, i'd laugh. It's a joke, don't cry about it. Oh, and 2, they did it because it wasn't his type of humour.
The_Troller 14
60- You do realize 36 is gay? It's probably not as "disgusting" to him as it would be to most guys. I know if I woke up to a vag in my face it would be a lot better than balls. Just my opinion.
brick_man33 14
I could just hear "great balls of fire" playing in the background as you get teabagged lol did his balls smell like a1steak sauce????....... mine do
HaleyXx_fml 11
I'd say this calls for a perverted prank war.
perdix 31
It was probably your room-mate (sp?) yelling about his jock itch. You probably got a face full of ball sweat, smegma and fungus.
cj7geojeep 0
That was a gross way of putting it lmao
JonnyAnonymous 0
Damn I hate when that happens... Now your gonna have that taste in your mouth all day XP
ninjacapo 2
Next time lead with the fist