Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML
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Today, my flatmate woke me up early, saying there was a fire and we had to evacuate. Barely awake, she practically dragged me downstairs and got to the front door. Once we got there, she opened the front door, kneed me in the nuts, and pushed me out, locking it behind her. I was only in boxers. FML
Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the couch and his legs were on my lap. We heard a loud firework from somewhere outside our window, we both jumped and I felt the pain of him kicking me in the nuts. FML
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
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madmikemiller 6
Kinda is
bfrench95 0
You should have yelled "BABY KILLER" then headbutt his nutsack :)
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Comments (307)
Molerider 1
That took balls
Justin23L 2
ahurrrr durrrr really?
sinking_fish 12
151-....yes, really.
Xquisite1 28
All I can say it was me--we would'be been fighting! Some shit you just don't do to people. Sounds like your roomate doesn't think you have a backbone, because most people understand whom not to **** with. Thats totally crossing the line and disrespectful. Well beyond the lines of a harmless prank in my opinion.
desireev 18
36- you would have laughed if you woke up to balls in your face? Now I see how you spend your free time.. Jk :)
KiddNYC1O 22
Is the ballsack okay?
downtime 13
41, As opposed to other practical jokes which, when broken down into simple terms, are just mind blowing... The simplistic nature of the act doesn't negate its purpose.
eyeIoveyou 4
why are you guys attacking #2? his own sense of humor shouldn't concern any of you
docscientist 10
I love how I get thumbed down simply because I said it wasn't funny. It's actually a mildly entertaining prank, but you guys simply proved you're douchebags by thumbing down someone who simply doesnt agree with your sense of humor.
Tokyo_Atom 7
It's a practical joke people, lighten up! jeeeez! Sounds hilarious to me!
benmec 18
I'd love to see this on YouTube. ;)
iamverybored0001 0
you couldn't it has nudity, unless they censored it then it would be hilarious.
sillyrob 4
don't be boring.