By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
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flufee2 27

Just start masturbating beside her next time

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colvindj 22

She's a independent woman who don't need no man to get her freak on.

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YaSlickWilly 8

And this is why women will never be understood.

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JackJones666 2

Let her wake up to you doing it. Then cum in the bitches eye

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ethancano 11

Needed a "hand"? Badum-tssss!! No one? Nevermind.

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Pixiecrack 11

Just do like my boyfriend does for me, roll over, kiss her and start massaging her arms and tummy, gently work your way down and get to it

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idecim8 5

Next time just jump in. Also, if you two are really comfortable, which it looks like you're not... Try to learn how she likes it done.

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xblackoutblondie 5

This is to funny. Looks like doesn't get good enough dick.

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